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theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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He was not useless! He was the reason me and my friends succeeded in procrastinating during school

My friends were actually really jealous when I told them I was doing a movie with Johnny. [x]

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

hannibalthecanibal:

caseyanthonyofficial:

kim-jong-healthy:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Of course Lincoln got shot he was 6’4” and wearing a top hat in a theater if I was sitting behind him I’d shoot him too

Too soon

It happened like 28 years ago thats plenty of time

you’re off by a few years there

the-anal-rapist:

gayseawitch:

dicksplit:

I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”

probably you can only get “ikr”

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

snapchatting:

xplosivediarrhea:

snapchatting:

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i’m sorry i don’t speak spanish

religiousmom:

So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?